1 00:00:02,630 --> 00:00:05,790 After the other day, Hana-san left as our overseer, 2 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:09,720 and the vice president only comes by the trash area occasionally. 3 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:11,310 So... 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,690 today, at last... 5 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:48,320 You're supposed to use your left hand, not your right... 6 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,320 Kiyoshi-dono, 7 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,620 go through the hole and look around today. 8 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,350 A practice run, right? 9 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:54,670 Endeavor to stay out for an hour. 10 00:01:54,670 --> 00:01:55,330 A whole hour? 11 00:01:55,890 --> 00:01:59,080 You'll have to do so for three hours on the actual day. 12 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:00,520 That's true. 13 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,340 It's not that long in comparison. 14 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:05,770 But be back here by the time the bell rings. 15 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:07,090 Got it. 16 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:12,170 For Mari to have seen my collection not once, but twice now, 17 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:13,970 I'm a failure as a father... 18 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:15,060 right? 19 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:19,480 As both an educator and a father, I must seal these... 20 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:20,480 away! 21 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,620 Guess I should check my escape route. 22 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,610 The train station is... over there. 23 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:39,620 Come on, why not, why not? 24 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:40,950 Eh? Right now? 25 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:41,960 You crappy couple! Just you watch! 26 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:44,700 Next week I'm putting the moves on Chiyo-chan, 27 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,670 just enough so that she's not turned off by me, you got that?! 28 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:48,260 The chairman? 29 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,180 Where's Kiyoshi? 30 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,920 Kiyoshi-dono is working in the back. 31 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,340 Shall I summon him for you? 32 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:03,620 No, it's fine. Keep working. 33 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:06,110 That was surprisingly easy. 34 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:09,570 Isabel, summer of '86, Brazil. 35 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:12,530 Yours was a fine behind. I shan't forget you. 36 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:19,540 Evita, autumn of '87, Argentina. 37 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,540 What the hell is he doing? 38 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,710 And how long is he going to stay here for? 39 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,440 I hope he hurries up. 40 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,460 Oh no! Time's up! 41 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,370 Hey, is Kiyoshi still back there? 42 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:28,960 Yes, he is. 43 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,130 Kiyoshi! Show yourself! 44 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,470 Kiyoshi-dono! What are you doing?! 45 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:36,710 Answer me! 46 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,180 I shall go and bring him! 47 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:40,310 No. I'll go. 48 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:42,770 Kiyoshi-dono, get back here posthaste! 49 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:46,200 Farewell, my beloved bottoms. 50 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,360 He finally left! 51 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,370 How?! On the way out I slipped right through! 52 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,910 Hurry! 53 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:05,250 It's no use! 54 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,380 I guess it's all over! 55 00:04:08,070 --> 00:04:10,000 Vice President! Have you been hurt?! 56 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:14,850 Kiyoshi! If you're there, then answer me! 57 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:15,780 I'm sorry. 58 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,680 And you make sure to put this in order! 59 00:04:18,470 --> 00:04:19,850 For heaven's sake... 60 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:22,340 Kiyoshi-dono! What in blazes were you doing?! 61 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,420 Well, it's kind of a long story. 62 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:27,980 I had to use the ploy I was saving for the real deal already. 63 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,270 Huh? You mean, that was you? 64 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,710 Now I must concoct another contrivance. 65 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:36,860 Also, the hole has to be a bit bigger. 66 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,410 I got stuck halfway through. 67 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,910 Ugh, I'd like to watch some commercial TV for once. 68 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,910 10,000 feet up in the Alps... 69 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,130 We have to think up some way to keep the overseers hoodwinked 70 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:48,890 for an entire three hours, sometime before that day. 71 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:51,800 As for the hole, one more day should be enough to widen— 72 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,630 Yo! 73 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:53,880 Whatcha talking about? 74 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,770 Huh? Oh, nothing much. 75 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:58,150 You two sure seem to be getting along well lately. 76 00:04:58,150 --> 00:04:59,480 Is that right? 77 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,030 I mean, we are working together now, so... 78 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:02,850 Hmm... 79 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:07,810 I'm here for the purchase request forms I gave you the other day. 80 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:13,030 Wh-What are you wearing, Vice President?! 81 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:15,860 These are my night clothes! Now, submit the forms at once! 82 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:18,110 Kiyoshi asks for a dictionary. No problem. 83 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:21,080 For Andre, a KGB48 pencil board. Denied. 84 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,180 For Shingo, hair gel. Denied. 85 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,730 For Joe, an ant farm set? We'll consider it. 86 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:28,290 For Gakuto, a pocket audio player. Denied. 87 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:31,160 Wait, that's for my English listening practice! 88 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,450 Really? Then we will consider it. 89 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:34,510 Much obliged. 90 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:37,000 Okay, I'm posting next month's schedule. 91 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,580 Her boobs and panties are always on display, 92 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:42,140 so we don't notice it that much anymore, 93 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,000 but she really is amazing. 94 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,600 Somehow, covering it up like this makes it even more indecent. 95 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,930 Yours truly is a huge fan of tank tops and hot pants! 96 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:51,610 I wanna kiss that ass. 97 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,940 All right, everyone check it. 98 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:56,190 Excuse me, Vice President? 99 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,310 What? 100 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:59,570 Next Saturday's work isn't the same as always? 101 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:00,820 It'll be as written there. 102 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:04,070 The track club's regional meet is being held on that day. 103 00:06:04,070 --> 00:06:07,060 Instead of your normal work, you'll be helping with that. 104 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:08,270 Um, I have a question! 105 00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:08,870 What? 106 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:12,040 What exactly is the nature of this work, and where will we be laboring? 107 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,870 That day, you will split up, 108 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:16,550 three of you will be watching belongings, the other two will do miscellaneous jobs. 109 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:19,590 Kiyoshi, Gakuto, and Shingo, are on belongings detail. 110 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:21,820 Andre and Joe are assigned to miscellaneous detail. 111 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:23,720 The three of us, huh? 112 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,460 Gakuto... 113 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:30,220 apparently, we'll be working in front of that restroom. 114 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:30,940 Mm-hmm. 115 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:34,590 Being separated from the trash site is a major quandary. 116 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,570 How will you be able to reach the hole? 117 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,280 And furthermore... 118 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,110 Hey, I'm looking forward to Saturday. 119 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,360 Let's have a blast together. 120 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:45,170 What do we do about Shingo-dono? 121 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,120 I won't be able to leave our post with him around. 122 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:51,710 Is it possible that Shingo-dono is cognizant of our ploy? 123 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:53,540 It does seem like he suspects us of something. 124 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,710 At this point, we have to seriously consider bringing Shingo in on it. 125 00:06:56,810 --> 00:07:00,250 Come to think of it, I haven't spoken with Kiyoshi much lately. 126 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,050 So, room to squeeze in another? 127 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,810 We can't possibly. 128 00:07:02,810 --> 00:07:04,550 Sure we can. Shingo's not... 129 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,400 Shingo's not... 130 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,020 that big a tight-ass. 131 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:10,770 Tight asses, and squeezing things in?! 132 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:15,080 Shingo-dono has no motive to back our escape plan, though. 133 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,440 He wanted some hair gel, right? 134 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,990 I bet some gel will do the trick. 135 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,300 It couldn't be...! 136 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,860 No, no, it won't work. 137 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:25,200 What are they greasing up with gel, and where are they squeezing it into?! 138 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:28,790 That was some conversation earlier. 139 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,470 I have heard it's common in prison... 140 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:33,100 But no, I probably misheard them. 141 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:35,700 I've known Kiyoshi since middle school. 142 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,210 He's not that kind of guy. 143 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,300 So, what do we do about Shingo? 144 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,640 Kiyoshi-dono, I just have to slip in front of you, here... 145 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,470 That's nice. 146 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:49,930 "That's nice"?! Is Gakuto really that good?! 147 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,890 Hey, are you okay? 148 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:55,240 No! 149 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,110 No, no, no! 150 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,420 I'm sure I'm just seeing things! 151 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,530 You're overthinking it, Shingo! There's no way! 152 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:03,320 Ugh, that hurts... 153 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:07,780 Oh, no! Did he hear... 154 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,160 ...what we were conversing about? 155 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,120 They're hardcore! 156 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,000 They've totally got their eyes on me, now! 157 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,920 Oh, Shingo-dono! Come on in and shower with us! 158 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,760 Don't just stand over there, come on in. 159 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:24,120 Yours truly will wash your back for you. 160 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,960 No... I think I'm good today... 161 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:26,640 Why not? 162 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,800 Come on in! 163 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,720 You're the one who said you looked forward to the three of us having a blast together, Shingo-dono. 164 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,520 I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry! 165 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:36,080 This is my bad! So, count me out! 166 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:36,520 Wait, Shingo! 167 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,400 Shingo-dono! 168 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:41,030 Vice President! 169 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:42,490 What? 170 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:44,360 It's about Saturday's work assignments! 171 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,820 The miscellaneous jobs seem like more work, 172 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,790 so I'd like to help out with those! 173 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:50,920 Very well. Permission granted. 174 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:51,790 Thank you very much! 175 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:53,710 I wonder what's come over Shingo. 176 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:54,670 Indeed. 177 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:56,500 Who knows why, but thank goodness. 178 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:01,340 The issue remains, how will you reach the hole from this post? 179 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,220 How do I move from this restroom to the hole, unseen? 180 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,460 I can't just cut across the school grounds, after all. 181 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:12,820 What's this? 182 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:16,900 Hmm? Perhaps I'm imagining things, 183 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,810 but I thought I just heard Kiyoshi-dono's voice. 184 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,850 I must say, his lavatory break has grown protracted. 185 00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:22,820 Gakuto... 186 00:09:28,470 --> 00:09:30,260 Down here. Here. 187 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:31,240 Kiyoshi-dono! 188 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,380 You idiot! Not so loud! 189 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:34,740 My apologies. 190 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,410 I've found it. 191 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:39,580 A way to get here from our watching post unseen. 192 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,770 This drainage shaft runs throughout the school grounds, 193 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:46,470 and it's just barely wide enough for a person to crawl through it. 194 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:50,080 I crawled my way over here from behind the restroom. 195 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:53,110 That's uncharacteristically nice thinking from you, Kiyoshi-dono. 196 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:55,300 That "uncharacteristically" was uncalled-for. 197 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:58,500 For now, let me go back to the restroom and return normally. 198 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,400 Man, I'm floored. 199 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,270 Are you for real? 200 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:02,260 Dead serious. 201 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:06,720 Imagine, Kiyoshi-kun and Gakuto-kun having a physical relationship. 202 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:07,350 Shocking. 203 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,100 Huh?! 204 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,610 The truth is, I thought they'd been acting suspicious lately. 205 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:15,570 Then, just as I feared, I saw Gakuto going down on Kiyoshi in the shower. 206 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,280 What are you talking about, Shingo, you bastard?! 207 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,180 I just couldn't believe it, 208 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:22,180 so I went and took another look. 209 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,640 Huh? There's more? 210 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,240 You're not saying... 211 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,910 Yeah, I am saying. 212 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,470 I saw Kiyoshi drilling into Gakuto. 213 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:31,130 Ow! It hurts! 214 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,130 Even though Gakuto said it hurt. 215 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,850 So then, Kiyoshi-kun's a pitcher. 216 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:34,710 And Gakuto's a catcher. 217 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:37,670 You've gotta be kidding me! I'm a virgin, for both of those things! 218 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:41,340 Well, even if those two are really close, in more ways than one, 219 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,140 they're still invaluable buds to me. 220 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:45,100 Why are you slacking off?! 221 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:46,070 I'm sorry! 222 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:46,900 Sorry! 223 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,300 I take my eyes off you for one second, and you start slacking. 224 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:51,020 This angle is... 225 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,400 amazing! 226 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,590 Hmph, guess I'll keep going. 227 00:10:57,670 --> 00:11:00,450 She's gonna do more Hindu squats, right here?! 228 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:04,800 The vice president's nethers are moving away... then moving closer... 229 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,450 moving away... moving closer... 230 00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:10,250 away... closer... 231 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,960 If Kiyoshi-dono doesn't come back soon, he'll raise suspicions! 232 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,850 moving closer... moving away... 233 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,740 closer... awa— 234 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,440 No! 235 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,300 It's beyond amazing, but if I don't get back soon, I'll be in it deep! 236 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:26,320 Hmm, must have stepped on a rat or something. 237 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,350 What a gross sensation. 238 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:32,460 Today's work is hereby at an end. 239 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,520 But before you go, 240 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,280 there's something I want to ask. 241 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,900 Kiyoshi, step forward. 242 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,020 Yes? 243 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,670 You were in the restroom an awfully long time. 244 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,060 Were you skipping work? 245 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,820 No, I wouldn't do that. 246 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,910 Kiyoshi-dono has a delicate stomach. 247 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,230 Is this true? 248 00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:49,540 You've never been in there that long before. 249 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,160 Um, Vice President, 250 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,750 Kiyoshi having a delicate stomach is actually not true. 251 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:54,760 Huh? 252 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,580 What are you saying? 253 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,040 The truth is, 254 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,880 he has hemorrhoids. 255 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,220 Where did all this blood come from?! Oh, right! 256 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,130 Earlier, when I got stomped on by the vice president's heel! 257 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,040 So he's not just a pitcher, huh? 258 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:06,080 If that's the case, then you're excused. 259 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,080 He's a catcher, too. 260 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,100 He didn't have to go that hard, though. 261 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,540 Recover quickly. 262 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,100 Yes, I am deeply sorry. 263 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:09,930 Hmm? 264 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:15,940 The items you requested the other day have arrived. 265 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:17,150 Come and take them. 266 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,730 Now I can do my English listening practice! 267 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,280 You sure like studying. 268 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,160 What are you talking about? This is— 269 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:25,940 Oh, right. 270 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:29,950 You'll be taking tomorrow's I.T. class in the computer lab with the girls. 271 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,290 Unfortunately, the prison doesn't have its own computers. 272 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,280 Behave yourselves tomorrow. 273 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,220 All right! 274 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,070 Together with the girls! 275 00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:41,130 Es puta! 276 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,680 We made it, Gakuto! We're in with the girls! 277 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,090 Just as I had conjectured. 278 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:46,970 What are you talking about? 279 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,370 This contingency plan. 280 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,100 Huh? 281 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,060 Despicable. 282 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:51,890 This really sucks. 283 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:52,730 They smell! 284 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,970 I was thrilled for a second there... 285 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:56,980 But this is pretty tough. 286 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,180 Huh? You think? 287 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,080 I can't resist this feeling of being scorned. 288 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,620 Chiyo-chan... 289 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,580 I'm looking forward to Saturday. 290 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,540 Mm-hmm, I'm looking forward, too. 291 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:11,700 Gakuto, what's the contingency plan? 292 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,170 Kiyoshi-dono, after you've gone to the lavatory, 293 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:18,470 yours truly shall play back the sounds of defecation placed on this player by remote control. 294 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:21,080 By doing so, we can buy some time. 295 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,560 Leave it to the most resourceful general in Nerima. The poop sounds are on it already, right? 296 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,350 Not yet. 297 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:25,850 Huh? 298 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,600 Do you not get it yet? 299 00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:31,730 When composing this plan, yours truly even thought about how we would take this class! 300 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,610 Is that... the net? 301 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:34,630 Indeed. 302 00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:37,450 I should find a large number of poop sounds on the net. 303 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:41,010 Searching for "poop mp3" returned nothing! 304 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,910 What do we do? We can't miss this chance, 305 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,480 we won't be touching a computer again! 306 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,130 I am conscious of that! 307 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,120 But no matter what I search for, nothing comes out! 308 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,080 But if nothing comes out... 309 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,370 ...we must make our own come out. 310 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,710 No, that's impossible. It's way too risky. 311 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,430 Besides, which one of us would do it? 312 00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,920 But there is no other way. 313 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,530 It's okay, just give it up. 314 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,050 This plan's a bust. 315 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:08,730 Kiyoshi-dono, is that how lowly you regard your sumo date? 316 00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:12,060 These headphones also work as a microphone. 317 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,530 Gakuto, don't! 318 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:18,060 Do you know what will happen to you if you do this?! 319 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,950 It may indeed be too much to ask of you, Kiyoshi-dono. 320 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,650 If you did so in front of Chiyo-dono, your date will surely be ruined, 321 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:25,700 and you would have no true reason to break out. 322 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,460 It's not just me, you can't do it, either. 323 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,970 Are you planning to ruin three years of high school? 324 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:35,750 Yours truly thought that if he went to a school with so many girls, he could find a girlfriend. 325 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,050 Over three years, you can! There are a thousand girls here! 326 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:42,560 However, those Three Kingdoms figurines come once every four years. 327 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,640 The math is simple. 328 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:49,100 It is manifestly easier to endure three years than it is four. 329 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,490 Don't be ridiculous! 330 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,010 You'd rather have a figurine than a high school life?! 331 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:55,230 Beyond a doubt. 332 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:56,530 Stop! Think it over! 333 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,700 If we were in grade school, maybe, but not a chance in high school! 334 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,410 Kiyoshi-dono, I leave the rest to you. 335 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,570 Gakuto! 336 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,410 Forgive me. 337 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,500 Sensei! 338 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,320 Please allow me to go to the lavatory. 339 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,890 Of course, go right ahead. 340 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:22,050 But you should have asked a little sooner. 341 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,310 Gakuto, I swear I'll break out successfully! 342 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,180 Hey, four-eyes, what's the meaning of those pants? 343 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,750 They are due to ineluctable circumstances. 344 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,120 What ineluctable circumstances are those? 345 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,150 Well, I... 346 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,090 I asked you what they are! 347 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:41,990 Yours truly... soiled his pants... in the middle of class. 348 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,140 You did what? 349 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,760 You're a high-schooler, and yet you crapped yourself? 350 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,330 Is your bunghole really that loose? Eh? 351 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,700 Yes, quite loose... 352 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,680 That's some nice verbal abuse. 353 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,440 It got that loose thanks to Kiyoshi's junk. 354 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,420 Hey, stop it! 355 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,620 Vice President, is there anything else? 356 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,510 I'd like to get to work right away. 357 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:03,380 Begin. Stick a plug up your butt if you have to. 358 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,290 A plug? Like Kiyoshi's junk? 359 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:05,890 Stop it! 360 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,990 What's so funny?! 361 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:10,220 Is having one of your buddies picked on really that funny?! 362 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,500 Sorry. Joe made me laugh. 363 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,690 Don't be so angry. 364 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:17,040 It is all right, Kiyoshi-dono. 365 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,650 I was prepared for this much. 366 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:23,570 What a weak-willed man I... 367 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:24,530 am! 368 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:29,120 I mean, to dig up the ladies that I had said farewell to, once and for all... 369 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,660 Surely enough, I must completely, utterly, and irrevocably lock them away forever. 370 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,290 As an educator, as a father— 371 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,960 No, as a man, I must draw the... 372 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,420 line! 373 00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:46,800 Gakuto, they have no idea what a sacrifice you made. 374 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:52,580 I had anticipated as much, but being berated for soiling oneself truly is onerous. 375 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,310 Gakuto, 376 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:58,270 I will not let the poop sound that cost you three years of high school life to obtain go to waste. 377 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:04,240 Let us make sure that this breakout mission is successful! 378 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:10,620 It would seem that my idea to bury them was not good enough. 379 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:14,370 This time, it really is adios. 380 00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,290 On the day of the mission, we will not be at the trash site, 381 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,920 but watching belongings next to the restroom adjacent to the sports ground. 382 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,390 At the noon bell, you will enter the drainage shaft behind the restroom, 383 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,310 and crawl through to the trash site. 384 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,190 Then, 385 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:32,110 you slip out through the hole, outside school grounds. 386 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,640 This phase must be executed in under 15 minutes. 387 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:40,360 Then I go to the train station and reach Ryogoku Gymnasium, where Chiyo-chan is waiting, by 1:00. 388 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:44,050 You will watch the sumo matches with Chiyo-dono for 30 minutes, and then move on to Akihabara. 389 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,260 There, you obtain the figurines that yours truly desires. 390 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:49,360 If you board the train just after 2:00, you can be back here by 3:00. 391 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:53,050 While I'm on the outside, you'll trick the vice president, 392 00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:56,160 who will be on patrol, with the poop sound you worked so hard to prepare. 393 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:57,870 It's perfect. 394 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,760 I'm going to go check the size of the hole, and the route to the train station one more time. 395 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,350 Yeah, that's good thinking. 396 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:09,680 What is... 397 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,430 this? 398 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:14,930 Our school is starting to deteriorate quite badly. 399 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:16,890 This curry is great! 400 00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:19,290 Yeah. I wish I could get seconds. 401 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:20,310 Good... and spicy. 402 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,690 Could the Underground Student Council have caught on to our plan? 403 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,870 If they had, they would have disciplined us directly. 404 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:28,950 It's more likely that the school staff found the hole. 405 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,460 What do we do now? 406 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:35,140 If you had checked before the cement hardened, you could have dug it back out again, but... 407 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,910 What? Are you saying it's my fault for not checking? 408 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:41,120 Kiyoshi-dono, checking the hole was your obligation. 409 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,730 Hey, are you dumping all the responsibility on me? 410 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:44,820 You're awful. 411 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,710 You are correct. 412 00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:48,480 Yours truly is an awful man. 413 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,220 I mean, in full public view... 414 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,090 I went and soiled my pants! 415 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:58,270 I soiled myself, and wasted three years of high school. 416 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,640 Everything rested on this! 417 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,110 Now that I cannot acquire my quadrennial figurines, 418 00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:05,600 that means I've wasted a total of seven years! 419 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,400 No, I think your math is off, isn't it? 420 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,890 What's off about it?! 421 00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:11,780 For what, and for whom did yours truly soil his pants?! 422 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,320 It's Kiyoshi's fault. 423 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,120 It's Kiyoshi's junk's fault. 424 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,240 It's his fault for overdoing it and getting loose. 425 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,350 Calm down! Lower your voice! 426 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,200 Yours truly wants his feces back! 427 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,580 Shut up! 428 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,210 What is all the racket in here?! 429 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,880 Eat your food quietly! 430 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,840 Hey, guys, enough of this lover's spat. 431 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,970 Cut it out! We are not like that! 432 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,550 Hey, now, you two can drop the act already. 433 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,670 There's a reason for all this! 434 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:38,680 So what is this reason? Tell us. 435 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,150 There's no way I can tell them. 436 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,320 Hey, Joe, don't make him say it out loud. 437 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,600 Yeah, you're right. 438 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,480 Don't let it bother you. 439 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,790 We're behind you two, all the way. 440 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,480 Damn these guys! 441 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:56,100 Yours truly wants his feces back! 442 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,230 Yours truly soiled himself... 443 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,300 I went and soiled myself... 444 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,120 Gakuto sure seems down in the dumps. 445 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,240 Wanna go talk to him? 446 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,010 No, don't. This ain't our battle to fight. 447 00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:21,840 What is it? 448 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,480 You know... 449 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,560 when you messed your pants up, I made up my mind... 450 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,130 to break out, no matter what. 451 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,360 It's all over now. 452 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,010 Yours truly's adolescence, and the breakout mission. 453 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:36,070 No, it's not over yet. 454 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,880 Now that the hole has been blocked up, it is impossible! 455 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,520 Our whole plan was conceived with that hole at its center! 456 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,180 There is no time now to think up another plan. 457 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:46,880 There's a way. 458 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,670 I will play the opposite sex! 459 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,800 He's declaring himself the catcher! 460 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,720 I thought about it all night. 461 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,140 I don't think there's any other way. 462 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,460 A breakout through the front gate. 463 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,720 You don't mean... When you said you'd play the opposite sex...! 464 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,640 Yes. I'll dress up as a girl, 465 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,210 and walk proudly out the front gate. 466 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,250 That would be rash! 467 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,360 I know it's rash. 468 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:12,480 But this is the only chance we have. 469 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,440 How will you even secure a girl's uniform? 470 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,080 This is a boarding school, 471 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,520 so a cleaning service comes by every weekend to get the laundry, right? 472 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,580 Indeed so. 473 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:25,880 That service parks at the dorm's rear entrance, just beyond those tanks. 474 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,890 Friday, the day after tomorrow, while the cleaners are working, 475 00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:32,460 I'll sneak in and borrow a girl's uniform. 476 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:35,030 The uniform's owner won't wear it over the weekend, 477 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,800 so if I get it back by Sunday night, they won't find out. 478 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,640 Nonetheless... 479 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,140 Hey! This is the only chance left we have at a breakout! 480 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,420 You want those Three Kingdoms figurines, right? 481 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,730 Uh, well... 482 00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:46,640 Then make up your mind! 483 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,320 We just have to wait for the right time to act. 484 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,610 We can't let the Underground Student Council suspect anything. 485 00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:56,100 You filthy four-eyes! 486 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,900 What do you call this lumber stacking?! 487 00:21:58,510 --> 00:21:59,970 Ow! 488 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,450 Stand up, already. 489 00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:05,910 Yes. 490 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,330 I said stand up, you piece of crap! 491 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:13,840 I am so sorry. 492 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,340 Please forgive my repeated boorishness! 493 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:21,550 That's enough! It's stifling, so stay away from me! 494 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,550 What on earth is Gakuto up to? 495 00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,340 Hey, are you okay? 496 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:26,020 I thought we were going to lay low today. 497 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:30,400 Not yet. It's still not quite enough yet. 498 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,810 The student council president... 499 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,280 It's the only way! 500 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,320 Vice President! 501 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,820 I want you to forgive yours truly! 502 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,740 I said that was enough! 503 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:43,160 Get back to work, you... 504 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,740 Next time on Prison School: 505 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:39,210 "Take Me Out to the Sumoland."